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If I Only Had A Brain (Heart, Nerve)
Ryan:
If I Only Had a Brain
(The Wizard of Oz)
I could while away the hours
Admire my special powers
And drive Kendall insane
It's not my head I’d be scratchin'
Where my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I’d unravel any blackout
It's my goal to take Zach out
And cause him endless pain
I would always have his number
I won't be Dumb or Dumber
If I only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you why
I know what's best for you
I could tell you everything that you should do
And then I’d stare a time or two
I would still be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
But Zach would take the blame
And I'd make Kendall wake up
And with Zach Slater break up
If I only had a brain
Ethan, the Tin Man:
If I Only Had a Heart
When your father steals your honey
Just to make some money
It leaves you torn apart
Even so, I'm presumin'
I could be a kind-a-human
If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
I'd get over Kendall
I'd make a brand new start
I'd be friends with my daddy
And I wouldn't be a baddie
If I only had a heart.
Picture this--a Cambias
With Ryan by my side
We can plot to take Zach Slater for a ride
We share this hate--
It feels so great!
I feel only one emotion
A jealousy-devotion
That makes me play my part
I could never just be happy
'Til I get revenge on Pappy
I'll die before I get a heart.
Simone the Cowardly Lioness:
If I Only Had the Nerve
A song for Simone, who is too cowardly to speak the truth
Now don't go and throw a hissy
But I am just a sissy
With lots of sexy curves
But I can't tell my fiance
That I think his dad is okay
Cause I just don't have the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
That he's in love with Ryan
My future now is sunk
And I probably just should leave him
Cause you know I don't believe him
But I still think he's a hunk.
Oh I, could find a guy
To make me fall in love
He would fit me like a hand fits in a glove
And it'd be me, he's in awe of.
But for now I'm stuck with Ethan
I know he'll leave me grievin'
A fate I don't deserve
Oh, I know he won't outlive me
Zach and Kendall, please forgive me
I just need to get some nerve.
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