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DisneyGalCC
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(3/13/06 10:44 am)
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Ryan, Oh Ryan
Adapted from Homework, Oh Homework by Jack Prelutsky

Ryan! Oh, Ryan!
I hate you! you stink!
I wish they had washed your sperm down the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Ryan! Oh, Ryan!
You're giving me fits.

I'd rather see Adam
And Krystal in bed
or Opal and Del
go out and get wed
See Erin and Aiden
trying to catch fish,
Than watch Ryan Lavery
0n my satellite dish.

Ryan! Oh, Ryan!
you're last on my list,
I simply can't see
why you even exist,
if you'd let Kendall be
it would tickle me pink.
Ryan! Oh, Ryan!
I hate you! You stink!

ZendallFanAlso
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Posts: 97
(3/26/06 8:52 pm)
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Re: Ryan, Oh Ryan
:ROTFLMAO

This great CC - Laughing my Ass off!


violette1234 
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Posts: 109
(4/1/06 2:46 am)
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Re: Ryan, Oh Ryan
I love it!!!

and btw, he really does stink!! no it's true...Greenlee emailed me and said that she almost forgave him...but the final straw was the stench coming off him in waves...like the dirt on that peanuts character that was always super, super filthy


:party3


sorry...it's late, and I get silly in the wee hours

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