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elvira0712 
Posts: 13
(8/6/04 5:17 am)
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awesome bumper stickers
Actual bumper stickers found on cars and trucks!
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
The Earth Is Full --- Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.
[Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest].
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
Guys --- No Shirt, No Service; Gals --- No Shirt, No charge.
[Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus --- Brain By Mattel.
Cat --- The Other White Meat.
Caution --- Driver Legally Blonde!
Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
i am fkin rollin 
JOE PERRY ROCKS BOARD
~*~ I don't need to speak, I play the Guitar!~*~Joe Perry is the Original American Bad Ass~*~
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LDG81 
pen cap chewer.
Posts: 1
(9/24/04 4:22 pm)
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Re: awesome bumper stickers
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I like it.
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